The guys come out of the gates hot and revisit the Johnathan Brandis suicide note. Jon shits fries, Rickles dies, and missiles fly. Rett pulls a real bonehead move and runs out of gas. Jon tells the story of losing his virginity and dealing with the Jesus guilt that came shortly after he did. There is discussion of the Michael Madsen sex tape, avocados, and racism. Jon talks about the Doug Stanhope show, TJ talks about the fire in his basement. They discuss the I-85 bridge fire, their favorite Price is Right games, and the comedy of Whoopi Goldberg. There is talk of other podcasts, the Human Rut, and when it is okay to call your significant other a bitch. TJ gives his opinion on ice-water. Jon misuses literal. Rett reveals his obsession with the Christian Slater movie Kuffs. And finally, the guys kick off the Search for Buttman.