***IN THIS EPISODE...***

Boone Ryder brags to International about his irresistible sexiness and tells the story of one fireside evening on the range when he looked into a chipmunk’s eyes and saw that animal’s raw desire to mount him; International explains the purposeful necessity of conflict and the role its resolution plays in the raising of humanity’s consciousness

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Receives a memorial in his honor, named after him, for no real reason at all, from the Naming Things After People For No Reason Committee; Pretends to be fascinated whilst reading a Wikipedia article full of droll facts about a dinky airport located in a neighboring county he dubs Los Angeles’ spitoon

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***