The guys gather in the Bunker and celebrate Jon's birthday the best way they know how: by drinking delicious Irish whiskey. There is talk of movies, Bill O'Reilly, and the monkey girl. They offer a contest for listeners. Rett gives a leadership lecture, which will obviously lead to a religious cult. Rett points out that Jon has a big fat head, and there is talk of uncircumcised snacks. TJ brings up Aaron Hernandez's suicide, which of course leads to the Cosby Show, and by extension pivotal moments in history. TJ talks about doing acid and tells some stories. Rett brings up the Multiverse. Jon advances his theory that reality television led to President Trump, and he thinks music sucks now. Happy Birthday, and cash me outside. How bout dat?