Bleh bluh bleh! It's vampire time again! But this time there's a twist - found footage! Lucy and her three boyfriends, one of whom is a Texas oil baron, are making a supernatural vlog series and stumble into the story of Dracula. Lindsay will share her ideas on what Dracula tropes to lean into and which to avoid, who would take his place in pop culture if Bram never wrote about him, and why not to build your castle on a volcano. Along they way she and Tanner will also discuss real estate, Daniel Craig's range, and a party yacht.

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Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.

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