This week, on Roswell, New Mexico: Max fails at copping! Maria becomes a fully realized character! Isobel channels her inner Dark Phoenix/Dark Willow! Victoria and Anna are here to cover it all, plus make far too many references to WB/CW dramas of yore.

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