Another week means another wonderful pair of choices on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This one’s user submitted by Leslie from Texas. Thanks Leslie!

This week we’re talking permanent disfigurement! Would you rather have a gigantic swastika tattoo in a highly visible area, or a nose that looks like the average penis?

How many penises has Chris seen, and… cut or uncut? What would Chris choose if given a third choice? Does Danielle really have “mad contouring skills”? How attractive are the members of the This or That Crew? And most importantly, which would you choose? Let’s find out!