This week Erika describes eating a hot milk, bacteria loaf and mold sandwich, Cassandra summons the stillness of a monk, a woman dives over the Cumberland Falls to retrieve her cellphone,  a GOAT chess player quits tournament after suffering defeat while opponent denies cheating using anal beads is a real scandal we cover, a kangaroo draws first blood, we skim over Adam Levines hilarious sext that have become memes, we talk tech workers spending 100K to make themselves taller, and we both talk about our first job interviews of trying to work with animals. In our dumpster fire of the week, the Beyond Meat COO took a bite out of the competition. 

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