I was right here, with my wife.

And the dog.

Who’d just expelled her anal glands on Jen’s lap.

After several days of having no access to our toilets/sinks/showers due to a soft plug that the plumber couldn’t get on the 29th and wouldn’t be getting back to until January 2nd, causing us to find alternate showers (…Planet Fitness…) and poopers (…McDonalds…) and also relearn how to clean dishes like the pioneers did.

So…yeah, fuck all that.

It was, literally and figuratively, a shitty, shitty week.

The Christian holiday taint.

You know, the week between Christmas and January 1st?

Right. Ours kind of sucked, but we found ways toward joy, peace, love, and sanity.

I share some of that with you here, “Where Were You December 31st, 2016?”

And also, “Bizarre Love Triangle” by New order, as well as, “Strange Love” by Depeche Mode.

Emo ’til I die.

-G