Prepare yourselves.

What you’re about to hear is an actual Craigslist posting from Thursday, January 5th.

Coachella announced its 2017 schedule and lineup on Tuesday, January 3rd.

Gordon got 2 VIP passes for Weekend 2.

Then he dropped this: (archived link).

Yikes.

American Horror Story: Gordie.

Have a listen.  It’s good clean fun.

(Actually, you might feel a bit dirty…but rest assured, nobody responded to Gordon’s enticing offer.  I think.  Actually, I have no idea.  There might be some twenty-something tied up on a used mattress in the back of Gordo’s camper with Tom Petty’s “American Girl” blasting,  several gallons of Palmer’s lotion in the passenger seat, and a high pressure hose nozzle just in case.)

We present to you, “Gordie.”

The music?  Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, “American Girl,” (duh) and Johnny Cash’s cover of, “If You Could Read My Mind.”

-G

 

Gordie’s Sweet Camper