Drake’s whingiest mixtape yet is top of the charts and Normal People is the biggest show on TV – but is it anything more than a high-brow shagathon? In sport, the Premier League looks set to get up and running soon but it’s being held back by six miserable clubs at the bottom of the table. In current affairs, the man who predicted that socialising would lead to mass death has put all that on the line to give his married mistress a good blasting; the UK death toll is now officially the worst in Europe; and the lockdown could potentially be relaxed in Boris Johnson’s announcement tonight.