In this episode of the Driven 2 Drink podcast, Greg remembers that George Thorogood needs 4 minutes to get to the chorus of, "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer."  (...but only after listening to the song for 4 minutes.)  Please feel free to also listen...or fast forward to the 4 minute mark!  

We also find out that Jen, while not a booze snob, has a super refined and accurate palate; while Greg's palate, unlike his highbrow, smarty-pants demeanor, has the fidelity of a late 19th century phonograph (...or this damn podcast.  Thanks for listening.  I'll purchase microphones soon.  Promise. K? K. Try the fish.)  We also discuss vascular dudes at the gym (...think He-Man figurine on top with Waldo on bottom...) and a tattoo so egregious it became the title of this post.  We love having you with us, and hope you love having us with you.

Without further ado, we present to you, "Bible Buttocks."