Life advice: wherever you want your ashes scattered is probably where you should spend the rest of your life. If that’s inside of a tree then good for you, lil keebler elf!

On this episode, Juli turns down the EDM and chugs the rest of her Red Ghoul™ Vodka to tell us about Chicago’s Excalibur Nightclub. Next, Maggie shines a light on Ernie (a.k.a., Mr. Fischoeder) who keeps a friendly eye on Ledge Lighthouse...from the afterlife!