WHAT'S GOODIE, YOU COWARDS. IT'S THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF MAY-TALLICA. ALL METALLICA ALL MONTH. OOOOOO YEAAHAHHHH. The boys tackle Metallica's 1996 album, Load. Does this record still deserve the critical acclaim it received? Other topics of discussion include taking photos of your phallic member, being a Metallica fanboy, and the importance of electrolytes and proper hydration. Appearances by Cold World, Stone Temple Pilots, and every horror chord band post-2017.