The gang are back this week with another round bale of industrial-strength Category C anal verbosity. Ciara Lynskey togs out at wing-back for her championship debut in place of Dylan. Padraig discusses his mother's militarised insect defenses, Niamh describes her unnaturally powerful tongue, Daire complains of sticky elbows, and Ciara expresses concern over the potential tragic consequences of cats and autonomous Hoovers. Meanwhile, Dylan reports over the phone from another one of his world tours of Ireland.