THE PHAAAAAAANTOM OP-ER-A IS our Season 2 opener and another attempt at teaching Kristina culture. Alana lectures on the beautiful, complex, and iconic music, and tries to bring Kristina to the Andrew Lloyd Webber side. Will Alana convince her of its’ majesty? Or is this the start of a grudge that Kristina will hold against ALW for all time? Why are there so many floating arms? Who fuckin’ knows.

Cover art by Katie Braverman

Original Music by Jack Larkin