Planes. Brains. Since man first picked up a pointy stick, he has been at war with the very tools he creates. ARE these creatures merely planes with brains, or are they rather brains with planes? Carl Jung hypothesizes that at the moment of birth every individual, be them man or plane, has a unique sense of the Self, and we dive into this episo-- okay, no, we bullshit for about an hour about what a trainwreck (planewreck?) of a movie this is.

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BONUS: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Vroomer R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn