Performing can bring out the worst in people! What happens when you get kicked out of a band or have a (potentially) bad audition for a game show? Well, if you've listened to our show before you know the answer: go full FT and kill people!  Comedian Mike Hollan decides who most merits the honor of “FT of the Week”. Plus: Want a muffin and coffee in the worst way?  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Please vote for us for Podcastland's "Podcast of the Month"  Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  Co-Host  Bill AllmanGuest Judge   Mike Hollan On Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mike.hollanOn Twitter: https://twitter.com/mike_hollan Here's a fun interview (article) with Mike.    Special Appearance  Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  Info This week's stories: Extreme Band Drama and Über Family Feud. And the clip of the crazy singer (after outro) was from Episode 80.  Check out  All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)   --- Channel Dazed and Convicted is part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net Check out the other fun and evil podcasts on the channel! Like Pod Awful, The Bi-Quarterly Women's Social Club, The Devil's Advocate Podcast, Showcaine, Pool Party Radio, The Projection Booth and Awfulflix. There's also a Entertaining Podawful Channel Facebook Group------------------------------------------------------------------------ GENERAL SHOW NOTES GET IT. FAST. By subscribing: Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvictediTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)FIND More snarky and weird content via: Twitter: @DazedConvictedFacebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvictedNewsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburgI'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts YOU ARE WELCOME TO: Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.comTell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.htmlTHANKS TO: Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypopCalso Art for the logo/album artFor: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here.  Photo below = Banjo Case by Tom Genovese DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted