This week's news included a few Floridian people doing Florida Man things.  There were also a couple of useless world records to speak of, as well as an Olympic skier's frozen dong... happy Friday everyone!
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Woman leaves job to breastfeed boyfriend

Boy loses legs and fingers to bad leftovers

Man stacks 6 m&m’s

Two world records for identifying marvel and cartoon characters

Bees’ explosive orgasms during heat waves

Naked lawyer busted at bar

Man breaks through wall to steal Pokémon cards

Brazen beef bandit in Roswell

Skier freezes his penis

Magpies remove trackers almost immediately

Man stops at wrong spot on drawbridge

Man steals crossbow down his pants

Clown gets banned from tinder

Walmart employee stabs coworker over spilled milk

Texas railroad commissioner candidate has racy post

Couple finds “human hair” in tailpipe

Ice shanty towed with fisher still inside

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