Laurie Kilmartin (Vulture's Top Ten Comedy Specials 2016, Emmy award winning writer on Conan O'Brien) and Ian Bagg (finalist on Last Comic Standing Season 9) stop by to tell stories and lies about the grandfather who hated Roosevelt but loved his bayonet, the little boy who bicycled away from stranger danger, and we think it's safe to say...never get the full lobotomy.