Tuba has a wayward visit to the Nothingstar Nurses office which goes just as you'd expect and then he is treated to some bomb salami at the Nothingstar Deli Slash Pidgeon Postal Delivery Service as he interview it's proprietors, Giovanni and Lorenzo Giant-Rat. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Headmaster Phineas Whistlepig/Pondra: Adam Carner

Tuba: Ryan Brady

Zander Thundersnake/Leral/Giovanni Giant-Rat: Justin Hagen

Lorenzo Giant-Rat: Spencer Hagen