(Intro) When do you decorate for Christmas? (Topic) What’s something new you learned about your significant other after you moved in together? (Dirty) Post Malone replaces Travis Scott on Day N Vegas lineup. Drake, Kendall Jenner, and Kim Kardashian issue statements on the Astroworld tragedy. Justin Bieber teases collab with Tim Horton’s. Nick Cannon volunteers to help Saweetie become a mother. (5TYNTK) 3-year-old overdoses on heroin. Lewiston school district is scheduling vaccination clinics. Bus driver shortage continues in Maine. Big Bird is vaccinated. Happy National Fried Chicken Sandwich Day. (Outro) Big Bird is 6 years old.