Hello, hello — I’m back from a long break and dove into some wild stuff: decoding creepy Epstein files, feeling like a makeshift FBI investigator, and getting spooked by the rabbit holes online.

To stay sane I binged Mr. Peanut (the funniest streamer right now), tried his ridiculous Whataburger order, and noticed how weirdly local YouTube recommendations get — Texas, Texas, Texas. I also noodled on silly ideas like highway Roomba robots and got nerdy about 3D printers.

Bottom line: find a silly escape that keeps you sane, take breaks, notice when your body’s tense, and thanks for sticking around — see you on the next Free Idea episode.