Rizzo started the show off as a souped up gym teacher to start the show...We also found out he wants to do ballet and that he has milky white legs...A guy re-did "eye of the tiger" as a yacht rock song and we found out Jeff is a parrot head...An algebra teacher lost it on a student after he could not understand any of the new lingo...A man was caught after he stole a car from a driving school...We went back through Jeff's experience when he went to driving school...Chuck Woolery didn't make it...We did a career retrospective...Who is better? Gene Rayburn? Bob Eubanks? Peter Marshall? It was a deep dive...If you want to make a point, yelling in the mall at your significant other cheating in a mall will not get your point across...Especially yelling in front of Times Remembered and The Piercing Pagoda...Someone has Diddy's phone...It was found in a recording studio, and it has 3 years' worth of stuff on it...Mike Tyson was offered $125K to show up to a male revue and flaunt his tush...Lou Gramm says it is probably a no when it comes to him being a part of Foreigner for their farewell tour in 2025...The Fonz will not go away...Henry Winkler is still on the talk show circuit trying to teach us about relationships and marriage...He focuses on the ear...Just a bizarre convo...Kim Jung Un is the fattest person in the Korea's...So one man who didn't want to go to war decided to get fat and be overweight so he couldn't join...Arnold called and made a good point...When was the last time you saw a dog kennel in North Korea...Jeff Goldblum was once sent home from an acting gig because he smelled terrible...We postulated on celebs that smelled...Surprisingly Coach Hayden Fox from the show Coach was sent home 7 times during the series to bathe...The man who let 40 kids off a bus at a cemetery speaks...He still isn't sure what happened...The Menendez Brothers are back in court today...Don't buy cheap cologne because it contains pee...We toured the new expensive public restroom downtown...The best fast food spot for a first date is Chick-Fil-A...The best spot to catch a laugh is this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!