1- Only care about yourself 

-When people have something to say. Shoot it down and act as if what they are saying does not matter

-Ensure that when they tell you about their achievements, boast about how you are doing much better

-Ensure that when they tell you about their failures, emphasize that your life is much worse. 

2- Express an unwelcoming Body Language

-Never make eye contact

-When you meet someone for the first time act like it is a chore

-Be so inside your head that you give into your negative thoughts and be so insecure about every little thing. 

3- Hold Grudges and Never Forgive

-No one is allowed to make mistakes

-Always remind yourself that you are the victim because people always do wrong to you in this chaotic world.

4-  Do not make Sacrifice

-Always be in a rush and never give someone time unless it is convenient for you.

5- Never Empathize

-When people come up to you with their problem, tell them to grow up and stop being weak.

-Internalize that what you go through, that’s what matters.

-The world revolves around you, so if you weren’t there then it is not as salient.

*This is Satire*

KEEP IT LONG TERM!