Tonight on CEP! It's another Torment a Scammer episode!

• I start breaking character and telling scammers to do something better with their lives. One guy told me he has hopes and dreams, so I turned him on to my Become an Exorcist site. Plot twist ensues.
• A diabetic "PARMAcy" scammer calls me up - I throw her a curveball about my glasses, and she doesn't notice it at all.
• A loan shark scammer calls me up and tries to lend me $100k - I promise to spend it only on my favorite food...
• Phone Scammers have an Evil Database that associates victims' names with phone numbers - so in my case, they're now calling and ASKING for Foghorn Legorn!
• They try and ask me what cable company I'm with, so I ask them, "Well, what company are you from?"
• I have a lot of fun misinterpreting what they say, and in a lot of cases it goes right over their heads

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