David and Allen have no choice at the moment but to read more shortstory1 oddities this time, and a pattern might be forming…

Stories submitted by shortstory1 Read along below:
1. “I love you so much Melissa”
2. “I want my son to be like me”
3. ”I’m so glad you exist”
4. “There is only 1 kind of social interaction that I like”
5. “I didn’t die for you”