Well, Cade's out of town. And you know what that means. No, no you don't. Why would you? What it means is, you are going to be treated to several bits that time forgot. Well, we forgot them anyway. Time probably never even knew about them.

One is an awards show. It's the Oscars for a while, but then we kind of forget about that, and I believe it's the Reggies. It's got ineffective archer ghosts, wet and dry biology, and the award for Best Underwater for a Long Time Raccoon. Also, the worst voice-transformer problem ever allowed.

Then, it's Mama, Beatrice, and a morning zoo radio contest. Mama will be diagnosed with beehive syndrome, she'll drink hammer juice, plus a really nice, solid charley horse.

We think you'll really enjoy this. I mean...that's why we put it up, if you think about it.