It's your annual secular gift-giving holiday at Pork Fried Dice. Gifts are offered left and right, though there's a bit of reluctance to accept them from most of the group. In the words of the sagacious philosopher Michelle Tanner, "You got it dude!" Wait, I mean, "You're in big trouble, mister!" Wait, no, it's, "How rude!" Whew, there it is. There are just too many wise aphorisms from that thinker of the eons.