00:00 - Ted viciously insults Peter, feigns vulnerability, has a meltdown

 

2:00 - Ted’s Tik Tok predicts the future 

 

4:40 - Some Birds AREN’T real - the boys decipher real from fake birds, talk bird murder (real and attempted) and beg the CIA for their lives 

 

8:45 - College Sports and idolizing cooler college athletes 

 

17:05 - Peter gets in trouble, tells the tale of having to lie his way out of a suspension 

 

20:00 - Ted created lies to get people to his college tennis matches 

 

28:00 - LISTENER EMAIL draws on the fellas athletic experience inquiring on how to get in shape for summer