Some day over the rainbow there might be a good prequel! But we're not there yet!

EDGE OF TOMORROW: Tom Cruise only plays parts where he gets to be the baddest badass in the world. He's like the kid who always has to be Batman.

SPEAKING OF WHICH: Jakob watched the first episode of the "television show" Gotham.

MONEY TALKS: Anders explains the Little Mermaid Prequel, the Atlantis Sequel, the Casper Prequel, and we fall back on the fact that most things are terrible.