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118 - pyrovianthepyro


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i heard the episode that read about the time nostradamus dan (or was it craig from scotland)told you about the time he got to use a messed up gun well i have something funnier or so i think..

you see im only 13 but i am a raging pyro (dont worry i will not become an arsonist) one day my buddy awhose name is aaron but i shouldnt tell you that and i found a blowtorch in my moms bathroom when we were chasing my cat. i had some spare change so i decided to see what melted copper looked like. mind you i didnt know that pennies are not all copper. i put a penny on a ceramic sink and fired up my newfound friend and put it on high. i eventually suceeded in melting the penny into a few drops of metal.then i heard a car  and without thinking  swept the molten liguid like substance into a plastic cup and from said chalice in to my hand i then proceded to screech like a feline who has fallen in to a hell of water but with fire instead of water and my hand instead of a cat. i then had 3 tear drop brands on my hand after burning my self with extreem displeasure i fut my other hand on the exeedingly hot ceramic sink. i hope you know that ceramic retains and shares heat. after about 3 minutes of licking my wounds (not literaly) i was then fine. i went in to my garage andmelted all of the change in my pocket. at last i had a lump of change equaling about ten dollars. i then went to my buds corner store and used the lump to buy candy apparently he collected melted money..............
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