This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...    And it's still on: The contest to draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse". --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 Episode Photo (Below) = "Wireless Microphone" by Petr Kratochvil Sound effects 1) Phone ring = “analogue_phone_ring_004.flac“  by lorenzosu http://freesound.org/people/lorenzosu/sounds/72064/ 2) “Hello” = “My sounds » hello.mp3 by AlucardsBride: http://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/173114/ *Demo reel credits: Clips from: 1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com 2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game) 3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack” 4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111 5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94 6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115 Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore