Star Trek Wars

#119: The Creepy Costanza


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Season 5 Episode 19. Star Trek Wars, a podcast sweeter than a sarsaparilla starburst! This week we review...Season 5 Episode 19. Star Trek Wars, a podcast sweeter than a sarsaparilla starburst! This week we review... The Next Generation- "The First Duty" Deep Space Nine- "Ties of Blood & Water" Voyager- "Think Tank" If you thought we were done talking about "The Fight" and Chakotay, you were wrong! Join us as we sing the new "hit" single, "The Eye of Chakotay". Face tattoo, lookin so sweet

Did his time, trained with Boothby

Now That's a gardener, says to plant all his feet

Then Take the hit and get beaten alive

So many times, in the Badlands You lose your passion for Starfleet

But Don't lose your heart you're getting hit pretty hard

Try's to kill, has no skill, won't survive

It's the eye of Chakotay, theres no thrill in "The Fight"

Showing off all his tattoos that are Tribal

As the last Maquis commander wants to sleep through the night

But he's watchin' us all with the eye of Chakotay. Face to face, he's tidy and neat

He's crashed more shuttles then parties,

we've seen his past at least we don't see his feet

just a will to go and kill some Cardies

It's the eye of the Chakotay, it's surrounded by Ink

that he got to pay homage to his father

when it comes to building he's quite good at bathtubs

And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the Chakotay

Risin' up, straight to the top

seska's havin his baby

but then she died and he fell for Kellin an unforgettable lady

It's the eye of the chakotay, it's those dreams in "the fight"

neelix rubs his body on a table

As the last Maquis commander wants to sleep through the night

But he's watchin' us all with the eye of Chakotay.

the eye of the Chakotay

the eye of the Chakotay

the eye of the Chakotay

the eye of the Chakotay

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Star Trek WarsBy Jeremy Reed, Jordan Rosenwinkel

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