On today's episode we meet a brilliant fish scientist who pulled out all the stops to give one lucky koi the greatest gift of all: The ability to be aware of it's own consciousness and know it's tiny, insignificant place in the vast, cold unfeeling universe.

Written By Matt Klinman

Featuring Kassia Miller and Josh "Drama" Brown with Nate Dern

Edited By Matt Klinman

Music by Henry Carter and Cyrus Ghahremani

Mixed by Cyrus Ghahremani

Art Design by Kyle Kirkup and Nate Maggio

Created by John Harris and Matt Klinman

Produced by Funny or Die News

Special Thanks to Nate Dern, Zack Poitras, Kady Ruth Ashcraft, Dan Abramson and Jesse Neil