This week, Jillian and Patrick dip into some popular Urban Legends that have been terrorizing the citizens of Connecticut and Utah for some time now. First up is The Legend of Hannah Cranna, a woman who was accused of witchcraft, and well, some weird shit started happening whenever she was around. Plus, it's said that her spirit currently haunts the wooded area that surrounds her tombstone. Then, we head west to the Escalante Petrified Forest State Park, where mysterious things started happening to people who removed the petrified wood from the park. Plus, another fun appearance by our podcast scientist, Jay, who answers one of our burning questions about cum stains. We're sorry, Maria.