Much like their marriage, Stephanie and Kevin can't quit this now. We're a little too fancy free and we're going to hell. Jiminy Cricket is the conscience for pedophiles. Plus, we have dummies, a shaft cloud, a love tap, and a sexy bear - #bearubs. We've got misery for the masses, but don't worry, be happy. And remember, segments are our business and segments are good. Our short this week is Father Noah's Ark and our main feature is Fun and Fancy Free.