Our wonderfully undead former mascot, Gerald Fitzgerald, has at last succumbed to gravity—well—most of him has. Have a heart; donate your heart! Those death metal band names are GNARLY. Sirit Week is here at last, and it's going to be a blast! Boy was it wild when Justin Rice laid that egg in front of us all. This month's music was provided by SSS AKA Sam Smith at sssmusic.bandcamp.com. Thank you to Nunyuns and Dongsmasher 2K23 for the XBox360. And a very special thank you to Budweiser. This month's parody song is You've Got a Hand in Me, a parody of You've Got a Friend in Me by Randy Newman.
Lyrics: You've got a hand in me. You got a hand in me. With one finger you knod my head, and you make me agree to everything you've said. I still remember when you wore me to bed 'cause you've got a hand in me. Yeah you got a hand in me. You've got a hand in me. You got a hand in me. I've got fissures, and they're 'cause of you. My anal cavity's as visited as a zoo. My butt's a bike trail you bulldozed through 'cause you've got a hand in me. Oh yeah you've got a hand in me. And sometimes you don't like to wash your hands when you go knockin' down my door. And would it kill you to use some lube once in a while? And you nails—they need a file. As the days go by my hull is breached open wide. My ass is beggin' for serenity. But you've got a hand in me. Oh yeah you've got a hand in me. Yeah you've got a hand in me. 

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