In this riotous episode of The Jocular Pugilists, Phil and Tomas tackle the ultimate survival scenario—what to do when the world goes full Mad Max, Terminator, or zombie nightmare. From arguing over Tesla diner robots to debating whether they’d be cult leaders or just comic relief in a post-apocalyptic village, the guys lay out 12 “survival strategies” that range from oddly practical to downright absurd. Expect laughs, terrible plans, and the comforting realization that if these two are in charge after the apocalypse… well, it’s been nice knowing you.

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