Gather round witches and wizards, it's time for Lindsay to confront JK Rowling and her many, many Crimes of Grindelwald. She and Tanner are giving hot takes about the Grindeldorf narrative needing to exist in its own movie, Newt's story needing more cryptids and gangsters, and the Harry Potter world's inability to mesh with reality in general. We'll also discuss Christian Allegories, Warner Bros' cinematic universe problem, and our favourite Harry Potter fanfic tropes.

  

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