Thanksgiving week, double-fisting proctologist, first jobs, porn on the cob, talking meat puppets, The Hindsight 2000 camera, waiting in lines, waiting for werewolves, tryptophan, soda ingredient defaults, black market glucose, dickballs, biting the dentist, holy windshield wiper fluid, boiled pants.

Our opening sketch this week is a public service announcement for those in need of an ambulance.

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