Originally aired Dec 4, 2019. We open up with 4th Corner Productions fake commerciallllls with Steven Pagaaaaaan! Our friend joins us for a fun little conversation. We're all fairly buzzed and pretty exhausted from the show Merit Parcel had played the night before a little bit. They discuss the idea of being an escort. As usual, Loren doesn't bring a topic, instead they play a game called Monkeypaw.

They decide to take a wish and ruin each other's wish.