Michelle is back and she, like you, is exactly the same as when we last met. Happy New Year & belated Insurrection Day just the same. We're starting off the year with some dark jokes, some mic troubles (thanks for bearing with us there), and some strong opinions about the month of January.

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On this week's show:

• Resolutions & Motivational Quotes
• Cybertruck Rental Attack
• Trump's Tasty Face
• American Riviera Orchard Jam
• Dating Sunday
• Plastic Surgery Victims
• Listener-Submitted Joke Topic: Americans in Europe