"This weekend my parents were gone so it was special vibrator occasion."

In which we discuss the wondrous world of sex toys! Rabbits and butt plugs and g-spots oh my!

Sex Toy References

In this fun episode we featured our favorite astral projection, Lucy, by taping her via phone onto the wall. It looked very janky and made us laugh.

We would like to begin this podcast by honoring our fallen warriors: The vibrators and sex toys that have perished in the line of duty. A moment for them. Rest in peace.

The impetus for this episode was Hannah's recent loss of the most important part of her vibrator, the rabbit bit. Hannah was also a short lived but extremely successful Pure Romance consultant. For those who don't know it's a pyramid scheme, but it has some positives! Masturbation friendly, sex positive, and women only, so it's a very comfortable experience for women to explore their sexuality!

Hannah was excited about being her own boss ... until she realized how much work it was. She quit.

We are not sponsored by Pure Romance ... but that doesn't mean we would say no to an offer ;)

Hannah's dearly departed vibrator was called The Daddy from the Natti (its demise was tragic, as was its name). So she looked at the new vibes from Pure Romance, and thought they looked too fancy. Based on her use of only the rabbit part she looked for a clit stimulating vibrator only. She took Kelly and Sissel's recommendation and bought a clitoral suction vibrator, like the Womanizer or the Satisfiyer, and now everyone has opinions about clitoral suction vibes.

Now to do a bit of show and tell (without the show)

Kelly

Kelly has 3 vibrators! She fancy!

2 of them are Pure Romance, and the first one she actually won at Pure Romance party. Her first vibrator was a small bullet vibe! Similar to this one. And you definitely wouldn't want to put that up your vagina. Difficult to get it out. Like a period cup!

We all have struggled with removing period cups and/or tampons. PSA (that Kelly learned the hard way): do not "practice" removing a tampon when you aren't on your period. You need your blood for lube!

The Intima Collapsible Period Cup Sissel used this back before her IUD made her stop having periods!

The Diva Cup which is the original period cup for our millennial generation

There are tons of fun new and functional ones out there and we can't recommend them enough! You will certainly have a learning curve, but they've gotten much better about making them extractable, but you will still probably get blood on your hands. But no Toxic Shock Syndrome and better for the environment!

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