Suit up in your best eagle costumes, jabronies, it's time for an episode where it's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and we took it all the way to Paddy's Pub. This week Lauren and Rachel do the impossible and manage to sort four characters in one episode. But nothing is too far fetched when it comes to a sociopath, a bird, an ocular security guard and the Rat King. Where will everyone be sorted? Is this episode just one giant secret advertisement for Fight Milk? Or was it the Kitten Mittens all along? Who knows, all I can say is don't come for us, because we're experts in Bird Law. Tune in to see the Gang Get Sorted.