Competing pool parties are the order of the day on Vanderpump Rules, served with a lukewarm and limp side of Dayna drama. Key takeaways: We worry for the Tom's investment portfolios, luxury cushions have taken Lou to more lavish hotels than any man ever has and Brett's past life as a Greek philosopher/phucc boi is twigged by Stassi.

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