12: Yah Like math?
 // Numbers 1-10 // 

Laura and Kiernan start Numbers - the NERD of the books of the bible. Originally given a name meaning “Wilderness,” Scholars have instead chosen its namesake due to its lanky mathematical word problems.

• Moses counts up everyone in the 12 tribes of israel - over 600,000 Men (They only count Men)
• Moses gives the DL on the floorplan for which cliques sit where for lunch
• Aaron’s sons die because they offered the wrong fire to the lord 
• God says he consecrated all Israelite Babies by murdering all the Egyptian Babies 
• God says Aaron’s tribe is the priests and the other Levites have different Priestly Jobs like taking care of the divine furniture, picture frames, drapes, and more
• God says sick people have to quarantine
• Laura and Kiernan Talk about the philosophy of the world ending
• God sets a new rule where if you steal something you have to pay it back and then 1/5 more
• Kiernan tells some stuff about how the previous name for this book meant “Wilderness” which was way better
• God checks up on Moses and reminds about the passover rules
• God makes a cloud and tells the Israelites to follow the cloud from now on