Many #MLB execs believe the #Cubs are a "sleeper" candidate to win the Shohei Ohtani sweepstakes | Slew of injuries factor in another slow start for #SFGiants | Javy Báez gets benched after boneheaded bass-running blunders | #WhiteSox, #Tigers, and #Athletics are among the five worst teams in baseball | Marcus Stroman is our first Badass of the Week | Pitch clock is awesome for everything but beer sales | ASSTHETICS: Yankees are running out of jersey numbers | #Marlins' classless "Bartman Appreciation Weekend" ticket promo earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor

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