Tonight on CEP, we torment more scammers!

• First one was a "card accident" scammer. i told him my arms fell off, and when he asked for details, i told him I couldn't remember.
• Next one was a guy claiming to be Geek Squad, then later on claims to be PayPal, then later on Norton.
• Then we have a Medicare scammer trying to sign me up for food cards. I ask him what kind of food I can buy with the card, tell him all my favorite foods, and then I start ordering food and ask if he'll deliver it to me!
• ...and finally, the moment you've all been waiting for...

My buddy Karl Mailchimp has returned to debut his new character: Tony Penisa.

Tony is a friendly baseball fanatic from New Jersey. He calls a scammer in response to an Apple Pay email. He gives him the beans and it's one of the most epic Torment-a-Scammer adventures we've ever had... "Oh that's a half a W, it's a V! My bad!"

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