Ryan and Matt are back for a limited time only (1 hour and 3 minutes) to speak offensively about pies and cakes before nailing down Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light, Destiny, and Papers Please. Then it's on to full-frontal audio nudity, new info on No Man's Sky, new Alien Isolation DLC, non-news about Dying Light, the triumphant return of Assassin's Creed Unity, Devil May Cry coming to current gen, Run DMC, and GTA V leaks.

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