We talked about eating squirrels before 6am with some folks...That kicked off our Thursday...And thanks to Bachman Turner Overdrive we are Takin' Care of Business to get things going...It's going to be a really big show as we kick off Opening Audio...A Santa made a citizen's arrest on a man that attempted to steal a bone in ham...What was supposed to be a conversation about elf on a shelf turned into story time about Jeff's 3 1/2 foot tall friend Chuck Love and how he took care of business...If you want to commit murder, do not buy a South American poor car...A guy was caught on Google Maps loading a body into a car...If you see a Reheatza, make sure you buy it...We got to listen to the happiest retail employee alive...Somehow we wound up in a convo and singing the theme song of The Love Boat...Shout out to Captain Stubing...If President Joseph R. Biden Jr. signs the bill, the bald eagle will become the official bird of the USA...The final two Sam Goody stores are closing in the US...Chris Brown, Lil Wayne and others misused government grants that were given during the pandemic...Some of the grants reach $10 million...106 year old "Fireball Flo" celebrated her birthday with Fireball sending her tons of whiskey and some swag...She's a saucy lady...We found a rap song from Steve Urkel rapping about being celibate...That took us down quite a rabbit hole...We found actors who did a one-off rap song...There were many...Mr. T...Mark Walburg...Betty White...David Faustino...The Charlotte Hornets gave a kid a PS5 during a commercial break and then took it away and gave him a jersey...Juan Soto who signed a 15 year $765 million contract with the Mets has clauses in it for suites...private flights for his family and a clothing allowance for his mother...Amazon workers went on strike nationwide...Do you know who is never on strike? Rizzo and Jeff...And you can check out our Thursday edition of the show right here!!